News I’m back – I think November 3, 2011 By qbk I haven’t disappeared and joined some jihad. Quartknee.com was hacked by someone in Saudi Arabia. I think I have full access again and have finally secured it… will post some stuff again soon. qbk Quartknee is an internationally beloved author, storied entertainer, and legendary night-life impresario. He’s also a prominent aesthete and all around tall guy.